Veila’s mother forced another pack into her arms.

“Mama,” Veila pleaded. “I…”

“You wanna do man things,” her mother replied hurriedly. “Here’s your chance.”

“But I don’t know where to go,” Veila shot back. “You didn’t tell me where to go.”

“No,” the old woman snapped. “I told ya to talka Keeba. He’s the only one knows where Wizard lives.”

“Why didn’t you ever tell me before?” Veila asked.

“Dammit, girl! Just get ready!” her mother yelled.

Want to have some fun? Play this little game.

Meet with a friend, neighbor, co-worker, or even your spouse and secretly record a conversation with them. Try to get them to say something stupid.

Then, take the recording home and find 8-10 seconds of what they said and take it out of context. After you do that, write some commercial copy around it to make that friend, neighbor, co-worker, or spouse out to be the dumbest, meanest, or most clueless person on earth.

Record it and put it on the internet for everyone to hear.

Veila’s mother hunkered over her small, bubbling cauldron. The smell of the brewing herbs hung heavy in the air, pungent and sour. Veila detested the familiar stench. Beyond her father’s growing blood cough, little Adum had endured a steady and persistent rattling through most of his early years. Her mother’s tea was renowned in the village for its ability to soothe symptoms, but it was only comfort. Veila stood by while the old woman used a ladle to push a floating bone out of the way and scooped some of the translucent brown liquid into a waiting vessel.

There are so many perfectly good reasons for a PAC to attack Senator Ricketts.

You can attack him for his vote for that drunken philanderer Pete Hegseth, allowing him to put us in Iran with no strategy to win or get out. You could shine a light on his pro-measles vote for RFK Jr. or point out how he was against releasing the Epstein files. Remind voters of how he worked to negate the will of 71% of Nebraska voters and the stupidity of saying that medical marijuana will kill children.

Yes, there are plenty of valid reasons to run attack ads on our junior Senator.